Sunday, April 8, 2012

My Ass Is A Smart Ass!

 Toward the end of my run I was running into a headwind and feeling slow and heavy. At the point I was able to turn to where I had the wind to my back I was facing a slight hill. I thought, "Thank goodness I have a tailwind to push my fat ass up this hill!" My ass promptly responded, "Hey! If I was one of those little skinny asses, I wouldn't have enough muscle to push you even a mile let alone up this hill. So shut up." I responded, "Touche.....Tushie." :)

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